Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Do you, Mr. Jones?


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Thursday, September 20, 2018

"I Don't Think So......Thank You......" The (few)Twittering Responses to my seemingly endless 'commentary', Confirming "The Way It Has Always Been"....with me, anyway.....


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I don't think so, thank you
aardvark eggs or pine needle chutney? When are you leaving?.....I'm almost ready to head out...
and, I've changed 'plan'....going to Buford Highway Chinese grocery instead of Indian.....

too 'Much" red?

I'm 'leather jacket shopping'...
It's bright but I like the design
that's my 'take' too......not wild about the color...in this garment, anyway....And....it's a hundred bucks!....easy to resist..
fat chance of finding this one.....that I want, of course!

I had one like this when I was 24.....sold it for $100......I'd look like an 'old fart' in it now, anyway....now...


What chemical should I use to clean out my bathtub drain?

clogged with 'HAIR"? "SOAPSCUM RESIDUE"?

there's a plumber's snake somewhere in the basement.....
https://www.wikihow.com/Unclog-a-Bathtub-Drain

Thanks, I'll work on it when I get home
there are also enzyme 'cleaners' that dissolve proteins....i.e. 'hair', which is usually the culprit......A good idea to use a removable drain cup to catch hair....
I may have given you one of these


did you clear the drain?
Not yet. Busy day, might have to wait until later
coffee?
On the toilet, I was about to bring you up some beans

thanks for the beans...i drank a cup and nodded off....so much for caffeine! .......Are you familiar with Serenbe Playhouse? https://www.facebook.com/SerenbePlayhouse/videos/1731670793609597/


In the future, would you mind sliding my mail under my door? Rather than leaving it on the car. Something important got soaked by the rain

sorry, i thought you'd be going to work, and the sky was blue and clear just a couple of hours ago.......I was so exhausted, that I didn't want to even climb up and down the stairs.....
It's alright, I understand
was the paper unsalvageable?
No, I dried it out
Whew!......hopefully, I'll have some 'steam' tomorrow.......but, I'm on 'empty' right now.....

Do you have any drano that I could borrow?
Yes...I'll trade it for my leftover honeydew melon...
It was rotten, I threw it out
It had been in there for weeks

bummer.....I"d have spooned out the over-ripened part, and used the pulp, next to the rind......good in 'smoothies'.....and...did you attempt to clear the drain with the plunger?

Ah, I'm sorry then. It looked inedible. I haven't tried to use a plunger. The chemicals seemed quicker

I plunged and 'chemicaled' your drain and put the tub mat in your sink with some clorox...exercise caution with clothing.....
and...I had lunch with Hobie and Diego.......I liked Diego, and want you to meet him...you're the same age and look a bit like bookends.........

I really appreciate you cleaning out the bath tub

yer welcome.....that bath mat was disgustingly moldy.....I soaked it in bleach for a couple of hours, then dumped the bleach into your toilet......drain should be o.k. now.....

Do you have a pre-amp that I could borrow for my record player? I know you have all sorts of old audio equipment lying around
I have a couple of them.....I think you mean a device that boosts the voltage output for a receiver or am that lacks a 'phono' stage.......rignt?
I'm certain that I do, anyway..
Yes, it currently plays very quietly
right!......ALL of the popular devices have an output in the 1 Volt or higher range, whereas phono cartridges, especially magnetic ones, have outputs in millivolts and require further amplification......When you have the time, I'll show you what I have and you can make your decision.....
incidentally, a cheap ceramic cartridge usually has an output that's high enough to not require a 'preamplifier stage' or 'boost' in voltage...
a post that I made today......in light of our correspondence just moments ago!

Do you have a few minutes to remove a program from my MAC? The 'instructions' don't fit my knowledge database...

feeling 'better'?

Still a minor headache, but better yes
I cranked out some b'fast, a couple of hours ago, but you were unresponsive.......I'm 'stuffed'.....experimenting with my new cooking pan...
I was still in the process of waking up, too bad I missed the experiment
Shitake mushroom omelette with aged cheeses, scallions, artichoke hearts, spinach, cilantro and peach preserves on crunchy sourdough toast......

I'm divided over meat and veggies this afternoon.....Hearing the midnight baying of a lost dog, my eating taste is again that of a pregnant Rosemary, gnawing on raw liver.....provoking more unusual, than normal, cravings, with an abatement by a flourless Ezekiel 4:9 raisin/cinnamon bread sandwich of peppery salami and raspberry/ bitter orange/rhubarb preserves....and a mug of Earl Gray tea with heavy cream and a pinch of salt......accompanying an omelette of quail eggs, pigs brains, green curry and sharp cheddar cheese.....now I'm fortified for a sojourney of contradictions, to the Huddle House world of normalcy....the temporalities that abide, just yards from my front door, then.....then, the return to my internal world of beans and rice.....wait~........I can smell Beth Boston's delicious fruitcake, resting in its whiskey-soaked blanket, and am returned to Larry Talbot in a chenille peacock robe, guiltily eyeing Ansel Adam's photo of a full moon over Yosemite........but, I also made Vegan Veggie Stew for you to eat tomorrow, Ryan.......😁
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